My complaint about Prof. Faron T Jerk

…is coming right up. But first I have to make sure that if you're a litigious bellyacher with a fragile psyche and no sense of humor that you won't be likely to win a lawsuit against me for whatever fictitious damages you imagine have been caused by something you read on this site.


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