The complaint-letter generator
was rated among the top 5% of all sites on the Internet by Point Communications. (Look
under Survey / Arts & Entertainment / Humor.) Thanks
to everyone who voted for it!
Help! Help! This
site's going down!
"The
Pistol" tells me not to be offended; it's an honor to be awarded
"Crappy Site of the Day."
The complaint-letter generator was the "Categorically Cool:
Bizarre" site for Feburary 15, 1996.
What? You didn't recognize my site? Well, it's a good thing there's
a site out there that goes around recognizing sites for you.
Given that the complaint-letter
generator doesn't take a unique approach at WWW layout and design,
it must have received a KNOB Award for being really bizarre,
unexpected or silly. Do you think?
The
complaint-letter generator is featured on the Tangled Web's "Hot
Links" page as a site worthy of notice for its humorous nature. So
in case you didn't notice that it was humorous (and, believe me,
some people don't)...
They came, they saw, they
reviewed.
Is the complaint-letter generator
the bee's knees? The cat's pajamas? No, but it's the Puppy's
Pick.
Is
the complaint-letter generator really among the first to win this
award? How odd.
A golden cow
with her chin up recently awarded the complaint-letter generator
the "Golden Cow with Her Chin Up" award. What did you expect? A
Nobel Prize?
And the
seventh weirdest, most annoying, or hardest to find page for the
month of June, 1996 is...the complaint-letter generator!
Whoopee!
Of the 99.3
gazillion Web pages at the University of Illinois at
Urbana-Champaign (yes, there are exactly that many), the
complaint-letter generator is the absolute best. Not bad, eh?
Mr. Durrant
and his friends traipsed through the complaint-letter generator
page. I hope they wiped their feet first.
Look! The complaint-letter generator received one those little "I
was reviewed by Net Surf" icons that everyone seems to like so
much. Since that's HotWired's way of saying "You rule!", I guess I
must.
Since
creating the complaint-letter generator, I keep finding myself
surrounded by sexy women, like the one in this 24/7/Surf graphic.
But then I usually wake up.
The
complaint-letter generator bears the 2E seal of approval, so it
must be good. If not, you can take it up with Twoey.
If you think the
complaint-letter generator is cruel now, just wait until I add the
"yank legs off spiders" and "tie cans to puppies' tails"
features....
I'm glad that the complaint-letter
generator is on the "This Rocks" side of the "Things that
ROCK!/Things that SUCK!" page. It would be hard to brandish a "We
suck" logo with as much pride.
Move over,
Colossus of Rhodes. So long, Hanging Gardens of Babylon. The
complaint-letter generator is one of the 200+ Wonders of the Web.
You can't say that about the Great Pyramid of Giza, can
you?
Yes, even earwigs
occasionally need to complain. (You know -- "Those darn humans keep
squishing my buddies," and bug stuff like that.) However, in this
case, the Earwig in question is the top online music source for
modern/alternative rock news, interviews, games, polls, record
reviews and more. Darned if I knew why that would need to
complain.
Monitor Magazine named the complaint-letter generator their Site of
the Day (23 April 1997). At least, I think that's what the
page says. It's in Hebrew, and I know only enough Hebrew to
translate the title as "[some word I don't know] of the day." So
let's all pretend it's "Site of the Day;" it'll make me feel
good.
The complaint-letter generator is not only one of this week's top
five humor sites, but it was one of the top five humor sites the
first week the Top Five list existed. Think of all the
bonus points that's worth!
Wow!
Witness that the complaint-letter generator won the Weird Wild Web
award, which, while wonderful, will wear out whatever's left of my
"W" key. What a waste! Wouldn't we want the World Wide Web awards
we win to watch what keys they weaken? Well, I would, anyway.
You want to know what's funny on
the Internet? I'll tell you what's funny on the Internet. The
automatic complaint-letter generator, that's what!
According to
SP (no relation to me, even though everyone in my family bears the
initials "SP"), this award, unlike many others on the web, is not
that easy to win. I had to...ummm...check my e-mail to to win it.
That notwithstanding, the automatic complaint-letter generator is
one of the best humor-related whatsits on the Web today.
Doogle and
Dave, a pair of urbanite stick figures, have dubbed me their Geek
of the Week for my work on the automatic complaint-letter
generator. I can't tell you how honored I feel.
The lockergnome hid a copy of the
automatic complaint-letter generator in its GnomeFun folder. Look
for it in the 30
April 1998 issue.
The Password felt the
automatic complaint-letter generator is so good, they linked to it
from their
Internet Time Wasters magazine (look under "Love or hate
letters"). Of course, no one would waste too much time
playing with the complaint-letter generator, would they?
Humor at the Mining
Co. has declared the automatic complaint-letter generator one
of the best new links of the week and has enshrined a link to it in
its Email Laughs and
Greeting Cards - Humor - Net Links section for time immemorial.
Technically, this link does not count as an "award", since they
didn't give me a cool icon to put on this page, but since I was
able to steal some graphic I found on their site, we'll let this
one go, okay?
The automatic
complaint-letter generator is the proud recipient of the "Gripes of
Wrath" award. Hot diggity dog!
If you were subscribed to Link of the Day
on 30 July 1998, you would have received mail telling you about the
automatic complaint-letter generator. If not, you missed it -- go
hang your head in shame.
Tanzio considers the automatic complaint-letter generator an
"exxxxxcellent" site and a "Tanzio Favorite Pick". Of course, I'm
not going to argue with someone who makes such a flashy award
graphic available on her page.
Because the
automatic complaint-letter generator is clearly one of the most
"weird, bizarre, strange, odd and unusual web sites on the
Internet," RandysWeb had no choice but to award it a RandysWeb
Official Weird Site Award. And to think how many people see
absolutely nothing unusual about those complaint letters...
On 3 December 1998,
The Mouthpiece, which
reviews and reports on some of the funniest sites on the Internet,
reviewed and reported on the automatic complaint-letter generator.
On 26 January 1999 -- several Internet years later -- they sent out
a reminder. This implies either that they really like my program or
that their subscribers lack any sort of long-term memory.
Linky
& Dinky love me! At least, they love the automatic
complaint-letter generator. At least, either Linky or
Dinky loves the automatic complaint-letter generator. At least, I
assume that either Linky or Dinky must love the automatic
complaint-letter generator, as they e-mailed its URL to their
subscribers...or so they claim.
The Co-Rulers of the World have
established the automatic complaint-letter generator as a Holy
Website. So if you're a member of THE TRUE
RELIGION, you might want to consider bowing down
before my sacred site.
As the automatic
complaint-letter generator is one of the few remaining Web sites
that actually contains text, Inquizitive.com added it to
their list of Word
Sites on the Net.
Seeking a joke? How about an
automatic complaint-letter generator? If you look under Home / Jokes /
Insults, you can find my program. And if you want to share your
opinions about the automatic complaint-letter generator with the
world, you can even rate
this site there.
The automatic complaint-letter
generator is hot, hot, hot! USA
Today chose my program as one of their Hot Sites for
24 August 1999.
The automatic
complaint-letter generator has succeeded in utter
metagrobolization -- whatever that means. Well, at least
my little adumbration has managed to becloud Sonomo Co.'s panel
of judges enough to be granted their Award for Obfuscation.
While Lep's Kawaii Award is
most definitely not the most prized of Web-site awards, the
automatic complaint-letter generator is at least cool enough to
receive the little badge-type picture you see here.
The BIG EYE last saw the automatic
complaint-letter generator in its funny stuff center. Be
on the lookout for it there!
Hey,
I can't find the automatic complaint-letter generator....I must
have put it down someplace....It's gotta be around here
somewhere....Oh, there it is; it's right Here on the Web.
The automatic complaint-letter
generator is one hot link. Don't burn yourself!
It's nice knowing that I'm not an idiot for
creating the automatic complaint-letter generator. I wonder if the IdiotFile.com guys know that I'm
also the author of How
to Keep an Idiot Busy For Hours.
Apparently,
Monty likes the automatic complaint-letter generator. I wonder how
many words he actually understands, though....
Even
spiky-haired dragons need
to complain from time to time, as evidenced by the automatic
complaint-letter generator being
named Spiky's Link
of the Day on 27 August 2004.
Irieman &
friends' Cool Link of the Week goes only to those Web sites that
are "entertaining, informative, or just interesting". (What? You
didn't know the automatic complaint-letter generator is
"informative"?) In addition, by putting Irieman & friends'
medallion on my site, I am indicating to the world my overall
coolness. I'm so cool!
On his radio program, Jim Jacka named the automatic
complaint-letter generator his Website of the Week for
the week of 17 April 2006 (WHTT 104.1 FM, Buffalo, New York). Some of
the sites Jim Jacka promotes
are practical and useful while others are better suited for pure
enjoyment.
Clearly, the automatic complaint-letter generator
matches both criteria.
Because the automatic complaint-letter generator is amusing,
interesting, or groundbreaking in its use of the Web
(maybe all of
the above, eh?), it was named Site of the Day by the Sympatico MSN
High Speed Zone (16 June 2006).
The automatic complaint-letter generator won Davis Freeberg's Site Of The Week
#13 (17 May 2007) because Davis Freeberg
found the complaint generator to be very entertaining, even if I
could not understand half of what it randomly writes
.