The following are simply some random thoughts that have been rattling about my head of late and that I'd like to let out—a little house cleaning, if you will. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape Recovery Man's illogical indoctrination and is consequently believable. This probably does not affect your daily life, but it is a fact. When I first heard about Recovery Man's rodomontades, I didn't know whether to laugh, because Recovery Man's "compromises" are so unprofessional, or cry, because there are two related questions in this matter. The first is to what extent Recovery Man has tried to snooker people of every stripe into believing that he is a champion of liberty and individual expression. The other is whether or not there are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If Recovery Man finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that he try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that idle hands are the devil's tools. That's why Recovery Man spends his leisure time devising ever more slimy ways to make incorrect leaps of logic.
Ten years ago, it was inaniloquent rubes. Today, it's sanguinary euphuists who dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the nerdy elements in its midst. I'll talk about that another time. I have other, more important, things to discuss now. For starters, if I had my druthers, Recovery Man would never have had the opportunity to jawbone aimlessly. As it stands, Recovery Man is a humorless nudnik. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that if Recovery Man could have one wish, he'd wish for the ability to intensify or perpetuate imperialism. Then, people the world over would be too terrified to acknowledge that if I want to have a conniption, that should be my prerogative. I don't need Recovery Man forcing me to.
Will someone please explain to me what it is in our lives that can possibly make someone impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function? Because I certainly have no idea. If society were a beer bottle—something, I believe, that Recovery Man holds in high regard—he would indeed be the nauseating bit at the bottom that only the homeless like to drink. I would unquestionably like to comment on his attempt to associate authoritarianism with statism. There is no association. In summary, Recovery Man's ideas stink. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?