I am writing this letter to persuade you that the Fallacy Files relies on grievance-driven, race-based identity politics to garner approval for showing a clear lack of respect not just for those brave souls who fought and died for what they believed in but also for you, the readers of this letter. I will persuade you of this by providing a few examples and illustrations of the way in which it seeks to mete out harsh and arbitrary punishment against its critics until they're intimidated into a benumbed, neutralized, impotent, and non-functioning mass. Unless you share my view that it expresses only the noblest intentions, singing praises to the value of community even as it enacts policies that pervert the course of justice, there's no need for you to hear me further. The Fallacy Files likes ravings that provide cover for a delusional, benighted agenda. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that I can't understand why it has to be so virulent. Maybe a dybbuk has taken up residence inside its head and is making it palliate and excuse the atrocities of its accomplices. It's a bit more likely, however, that it has announced its intentions to create a climate in which it will be assumed that our achievements reflect not individual worth, talent, or skill, but special consideration. While doing so may earn the Fallacy Files a gold star from the mush-for-brains snobbism crowd, its grand plan is to change the course of history. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, one of the spineless finks in the Fallacy Files's employ has penned an extensive treatise whose thesis is that the Fallacy Files would never even consider instilling distrust and thereby creating a need for its self-centered views. Contrary to what that emollient hagiography asserts, the Fallacy Files thinks that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. However, like other parasitic grafters, it has a finely honed ability to ruin my entire day.
Let's be frank: The Fallacy Files's mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic, with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life. If you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about the Fallacy Files's latest hijinks. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that the first lies that the Fallacy Files told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; its lies will grow until they blot out the sun. The notion that the Fallacy Files can be reformed into an upright and honorable organization may be a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that this can happen should ask it of Santa Claus, in whom they doubtless also believe.
I wouldn't judge the Fallacy Files's cringers too harshly. They're unequivocally just cannon fodder for the Fallacy Files's plot to stultify art and retard the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful. The Fallacy Files accuses me of being impolite in my responses to its argumentative, beastly deeds. Let's see: It disgorges its disparaging and arrogant comments on a topic of which it is wholly ignorant, and it expects a polite reply? What is it, jealous? That's the end of this letter. If I was unable to convince you that pesky kleptomaniacs, more than any other segment of the population, like to outrage the very sensibilities of those who value freedom and fairness, then you should definitely consider contacting me with your supporting or refuting evidence, opinions, personal stories, etc., so that I can make a better argument in my next letter.
Why do you have a complaint about my company on your Web page?