I sit in sad repose as I put pen to paper concerning an issue I find most deeply disturbing. Whoa! Don't stampede for the exits! I promise I'll get to the main topic of this letter, The Government's stuporous, perverted shenanigans, in just a few sentences. I simply feel it's important first to provide some additional context by mentioning that The Government wants me to stop trying to review the basic issues at the root of the debate. Instead, it'd rather I fall firmly into the hands of the most sex-crazed snobs I've ever seen. Sorry, but I don't accept defeat that easily. In the end, The Government's behavior is beneath contempt.
Why do you have a complaint about my company on your Web page?