Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator
Complain about a person
Use both upper- and lowercase letters!
What's the full name of the person you want to complain about?
Mr.
Mrs.
Ms.
Miss
Dr.
Prof.
Pres.
Gov.
Rep.
Sen.
V.P.
PM
Councilmember
Mayor
Cadet
Sgt.
GySgt.
Lt.
Comdr.
Capt.
Cpt.
Maj.
Lt. Col.
Col.
Gen.
Adm.
SSgt.
Cpl.
LCpl.
MSgt.
FCapt.
RC
Brig.
FAdm.
SChf.
Lord
King
Queen
Prince
Princess
Count
Countess
Baron
Baroness
Rev.
Bro.
Fr.
Sr.
Msgr.
Rabbi
Bishop
Sr.
Sra.
Mme
M.
Mlle
Dr
Sir
Supt.
Dean
Coach
Chief
Hon.
Atty.
Chairman
Chairwoman
Officer
, Jr.
, Sr.
, Ph.D.
, M.D.
I
II
III
IV
V
, Esq.
Title
First
Middle
Last
Suffix
(e.g.
[Mr.]
[John]
[Q.]
[Public]
[, Jr.]
)
Is that person
male
or
female
?
Do you normally refer to him/her by
first name
,
last name
, or
title + last name
?
How many
paragraphs
do you want to generate?
1
2
3
5
10
Complain about a company/organization
What's the name of the
company/organization
you want to complain about?
(e.g.
[Microsoft]
or
[the power company]
How many
paragraphs
do you want to generate?
1
2
3
5
10
Information about the complaint-letter generator
Fame (but no fortune)
Nerds and newbies
Paranoiac corner
For the humor-impaired
New and improved
Awards
scott-266bbf75@pakin.org